Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.

While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.

by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025

Purcel

Defined as purposefully celibate to avoid the pitfalls of modern dating.

I am purposely celibate, Purcell, in this job to avoid getting caught up in unnecessary encumbrances.

by Holmieum July 28, 2025

Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.

Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!

by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025

Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.

After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.

by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025

Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.

Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025

Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.

I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Peanut parcel

Not just a peanut, its the whole parcel.

A gooby glasses wearing, un-coordinated all round goof ball.
Lover of animals, video games and everything that speaks 'Nerd.'

You will never fail to laugh around a peanut parcel. No matter if its at or with them.

Look at that peanut parcel tripping over her own un-done shoe laces and dropping all her library books on the ground.

by Festa stitchell February 4, 2010