phone gnome

The gnome that steals your phone when you get high.

Aww man, four of us have lost our phones! Dang, the phone gnome got you good!

by Luke the Shiny German February 1, 2009

phone

1. apparatus for the average teenage daughter to talk about incoherent things for hours on end.

2. something that will haunt you if you owe money to the government, bank loans, loan sharks, friends, accidents at the local pet store you work for, or perhaps your school for the mysterious fire.

1. "Shannon... GET OFF THE PHONE!"

2. "No Mr. Johnson, my son did not suck the hamsters up with a vacuum cleaner.

by Orphans January 11, 2005

tuba phone

A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.

I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!

by freakazoid650 June 12, 2005

jesus phone

slang term used for an iPhone

My $600 jesus phone fell out of my pocket.

by Junpei August 3, 2007

Phone Mack

Often mistaken for phone sex, phone macking is simply the act of masturbating over the phone, but without saying stupid cybersex-ish things like, "I take off your left sock." Must consist of both parties masturbating, otherwise it is phone rape.

hey jon, wanna phone mack?

by paze September 6, 2008

Phonebook

A device used to discipline a person who commits a party foul. The guilty offender is slapped in the face with a phonebook.

"John accidentally knocked over a cup playing beer pong, so we phonebooked his ass."

by Mizzikeee April 6, 2008

Phone Bombing

(v) When you, along with a few of your best bros, get together and decide to multilaterally mass text spam the fuck out of someone's phone to the point where their phone can no longer take it and just freezes. Sometimes done out of hate, but more often than not simply out of sheer enjoyment.

Matt: Hey Daniel, let's phone bomb Alec while he is at Rugby practice!
Daniel: Great idea! Let's hit him with the good old "T-I-T-T-I-E-S-!-!-!-( . Y . )".

-Upon returning from Rugby.
Alec: My inbox is full. Fuck you guys.
-Upon waking up the next day.
Alec: I woke up to another 27 text messages. That phone bombing sucked. You guys are dicks.

by TreeceDaBeast November 11, 2010