Porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top

An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.

Today's broadcast was a porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top.

by JohnWasser February 21, 2019

porcelain elephant

Circle jerk on a fat chick

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?

by The collector April 29, 2019

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020

porcelain harley

Because sometimes the toilet sounds like a Harley! Especially useful when you can hear someone blasting ass right through the door.

Did you hear Ethan riding the porcelain Harley this morning?

by Crons April 27, 2020

Periel

A tall lightskin boy that will listen to heartbreak music while havinf a girl on FaceTime right there but Ian loveable and has a shlonggggg asssss dic- anyways yea 💘

You seen periel lookin finahdenamf

by Geara August 9, 2020

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake

"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.

Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020