Parker

shagging a girl in the anus and cumming onto her tits

He parker'd her last night

by duh duh dummer July 18, 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker

One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.

Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Poolside Parker

peter parker sitting poolside in his glasses waiting for love.

Felicia often dreams about Poolside Parker

by Liz July 26, 2004

ashley parker angel

Ashley Parker Angel (born Ashley Ward Parker on August 1, 1981 in Redding, California, USA) is a musician and aspiring actor, best known as a member of the now-defunct boy band O-Town.

In 2004, Ashley signed a solo deal with Blackground/Universal Records. His debut album is set for release on May 16, 2006.

After O-Town's dismissal, Angel embarked on an effort to start a solo career. In the meantime he has established a more normal life outside of the public eye. In August 2005 he got engaged to Tiffany Lynn and they now have a baby boy named Lyric.

So far things seem to be looking up as his first single Let U Go has made the US top 20.

Ashley Parker Angel isn't part of O-Town anymore and he's actually making real music now by himself.

by Babiebkb123 June 10, 2006

Parker

An overly sensitive prick.

"You're acting like a Parker."

by swammernuggets March 8, 2014

Francis Parker Girl

Really ugly.. all jewish, no guys want them unless they are wasted or desperate.

Chad- "Bro I hooked up with a girl from parker."
Ron- " No way man you should just jump off a cliff cause there all beat."

Francis Parker girl

by aw....wait for it....some April 3, 2009

Parker

parker is the THICCest man on earth. He is thicker than a snicker. A real fatass. Everybody loves him. He is will be the first one eaten on a deserted island.

person one: Man look at that elephant.
person two: Yeah, it's a real Parker.

by Th1ccc B01 February 4, 2019