Parker'd

Destroying that ass. Also known as getting "parker'd" !

Rachel "Damn dawg, Rory got Parker'd last night!"
Ryan "Wow, did his cat watch?"
Rachel "Sadly... the cat got Parker'd too..."

by Guardian Reign December 16, 2018

D’ante Parker

a man hoe, slut, a parker.

friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with

friend 2: who

friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf

“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”

by Tallheifer3 February 2, 2023

parker drake

Usually sucks at hockey and most sports and has a Little pinner

(Gayboiparker drake)

by Yoloswagmaster11199900044466 December 16, 2013

Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

by joemcjoey April 17, 2011

To Parker down

A slang term to use your influence to pressure the local community to discount or give you something.

I’m going to parker down the local shop and see if they won’t charge me sales tax.

by Rs57 March 13, 2023

National Punch a Ginger Named Parker Day

On January 26th, it is Punch A Ginger Named Parker Day.

"Hey Tom! Did you hear today is National Punch a Ginger named Parker day?"

by haha2576 January 26, 2023

Parker Darr

The best of the best in terms of being pesty. He will either annoy you until you die or make you laugh so much you die and NO! There is no in between.

Person1. What the hell, is that Parker Darr

Person 2. Ohhh crap is he gonna kill me
Person 1. Of course he is you idiot

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! March 20, 2023