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coochie paint

Yo i mixed paint with my coochie and made it coochie paint, then made it a cooter painting
by cooter paint May 8, 2021
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Paint Fat

A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.

Where you see it.

1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.

2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
by There's s no I in Urban July 22, 2023
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Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.
"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"
by landshark aka old faithful October 18, 2008
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The War Paint

When you finger a girl on her period with two fingers, and apply her blood to your face in a war paint style before you go to bed.
Fingering a girl on her period and applying it to your face like The war paint.
by Skirt McGirt January 6, 2010
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taint paint

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.
"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007
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Taint Paint

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.
Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.
by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010
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Finger Paint

The act of wiping your fingers on a girls back or legs, after you have been finger banging her.
Sarah, was enjoying me finger banging her so much, that she got really wet. I had no choice but to wipe my fingers on her back. So I finger painted my name on her back....
by FingerXpress January 13, 2011
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