Not The Onion 

A disclaimer used when sharing a news article, announcing that the content is absurd, but real. It references the satirical news outlet The Onion.

Joe: Not The Onion- Republicans are proposing a law to implement criminal charges on women who have miscarriages.

Not The Onion by Scotialist August 12, 2011

peel the onion

1: To "work" slowly at getting to something.
2: When dating: talk, get to know each other, and THEN have sex.

Antonym: stab it with a paring knife

Father-son talk: Hun, "Peel the onion" before you try to have sex with her. Dating isn't like a fruit that you can stab with a paring knife. It's more like an onion.

peel the onion by ldmtwo November 24, 2013

Raw Onion 

(noun) -A slang term for an older, well used, filthy fuck-hole on an angry bitch from the South. It derives from two parts. 1) Raw. A cunt hole stretched to the point of bleeding. and 2) Onion. The fermented fish-filth that waters your eyes like an onion.

Gertrude is a bitch living in the South. Upon masturbating with a lumber 2x4 and shoving it into her bleeding, cavernous cuntmuffin, the lumber warped and immediately turned brown. Jerry, her fucked in the head hillbilly neighbor, caught a quick glimpse of her disgusting Raw Onion and began to vomit.

Raw Onion by MarkaLisa2910 January 22, 2015

Black Onion 

When you lift the habit of a nun up over her head and tie it in a knot. The resulting look is that of a black onion with legs.

Sister Mary paddled me in class so when session ended the gang and I got her after school and performed the black onion on her ass

Black Onion by sKoop June 12, 2012

Greasy Onion 

Somebody who never showers, smells like feet and hair is like greasy feet.

Does Dillon ever shower?
No hes a Greasy Onion.

Greasy Onion by natefun March 15, 2015

Shit Onion

A shit onion is a situation that the more you learn about it, the more shitty it gets.

When someone tries to explain a bad situation, and eases you into it to make it easier to swallow..its a shit onion. Layers and layers of shit, the more you hear, the worse it gets.

Shit Onion by MarleyDog April 1, 2016

Urban Onion 

Something my dad called urban dictionary when he can't think of the name.

Dad: Hey son can you look this work up in the urban onion?
Me: dad ots called urban dictionary

Urban Onion by Loadedfuckingpotato August 18, 2016