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Get the chapped pole mug.When you "break poles" it basically means you had any form of sex. Breaking poles, broke poles, breaks poles, etc.
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Clark: hold him still... give me the sole pole
*paddles freshmen*
Clark: your soles been cleansed haha
*paddles freshmen*
Clark: your soles been cleansed haha
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drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
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