Space Poles

Don't you even know your best friends belief system?... space poles Sam
by SsabMurD August 27, 2023
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pole of totem

1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.

2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.

3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.
1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.

2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.

3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.

see also: poll of totem
by Healing Practitioner17b July 22, 2009
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Breaking Poles

When you "break poles" it basically means you had any form of sex. Breaking poles, broke poles, breaks poles, etc.
"That kid is breaking poles tonight."
"I heard you friend broke poles with him."
"Always breaking poles, what immature people!"
by SoiledBeans November 14, 2016
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pole squaw

Two females who have been f***** or had sexual intercourse with the same email when there are multiple males shared between the two females they become heavier pole squaws. The equivalent of an eskimo brother or a tunnel buddy or two males that have shared the same female they sometimes have daddy issues and drug problems and will usually be either ratchet or boujee
Danny: dude Lindsey and Sam have had the same dicks in them.
John: yeah man I know they are such heavy Pole squaws
by JohntheArborist November 25, 2020
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Eskimo Pole

Performing fellatio with an ice cube in your mouth.
Dave was surprised when Samantha gave him an Eskimo Pole.
by FriarTuck May 17, 2015
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cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.
-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)
by Chellyobserver October 06, 2018
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ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick
Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole
by Half shaft September 27, 2015
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