Lamb

A lamb is a lamb

Me: Je moeder
Je moeder : ok lamb

by anonymous July 18, 2021

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Lambing

To steal another persons lamb and run fast to avoid prosecution.

But you can’t run from God. He sees that lamb you’re harboring.
Just give it back... someday ....
No. Today. Give it back.
Ok

Gone Lambing so long. You dead now.

Dead people don’t knock.

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

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Baby Lamb

A sheep less than one years old who has not given birth.

Often mis labeled as “baby lamb” by those who do not know what a sheep is, and assume it is a different animal from a lamb.

Person 1: Hey look! I got a baby lamb! Person 2: A lamb is a baby sheep, there’s no need to say “baby” in front of it. Did you drop out of grade school?

by DollyPartonsWig March 5, 2022

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lambing season

Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time

Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season

by Mrsdaisy_pickle March 7, 2022

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therapy lamb

What a modern-day Mary could have called her small fuzzy ovine pet and thus been allowed to bring it to class with her despite its ordinarily being "against the rule".

I'm all for allowing children to keep cute/cuddly pets as calming/encouraging companions to help them through da day; it's just dat allowing Mary to bring her "therapy lamb" into an elementary-school classroom would cause all kinds of issues, of course, since it would be a huge distraction to all of Mary's fellow students, who would naturally all wanna pet and cuddle da silky woolly lamb all day instead of concentrating on their boring lessons.

by QuacksO May 28, 2021

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