Natty ice

Among the most disgusting substances on Earth, and the nadir for critics of domestic beer (ie. everyone who doesn't bang fat trailer-trash skanks). Natty ice is produced by Anheuser-Busch, the world's highest-volume beer producer and bringer of fine products such as brewery worker excrement (aka Budweiser). Natty Ice is remarkable as one of the few beers that is almost completely devoid of hops.

Natty Ice is popular among frat boys with completely empty lives who go by the doctrine, "free beer is good beer." However, if you consider KFC to be palatable, you may just love the taste of Nat.

1: How am I supposed to drink this beer? It tastes like Natty Ice?
2: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and imagine it's something better, like salty water.

by kickflipthecat October 9, 2007

natty

A natural rising pizza.

"hey slide in another natty yo I've got a rumble down under"

by mike to the f dot April 27, 2006

Filthy Filth Mc natty

When a man grows out his pubic hairs into filthy dredlocks (hence the term natty) and has a woman suck them clean after oral sex

Person A:
damn I am the filthiest filth mc natty, there is so much crud in there that bitch is gonna have to suck it off
Person B: dammmmn

by D to the I to the E to the N to the a to the s to the t to the y January 22, 2005

notyourbitch

#1.A girl on dead journal who stalks Random questions looking for unsuspecting male victims who she then ambushes and makes them her bitch.She then ties them to her bed and uses them as her personal living sex toy.She feeds them crackers to keep their strength up.

#2.Captain Jack Sparrows girl friend.

#1.Omgz,omgz,it is notyourbitch,run for your life's boys.

#2.OMGZ,i wantz toz plaza wit Ur cockz,yum,yum.

#3.Polly want a cracker.

by Robin November 6, 2004

Natty pie

Inadequate or below the standards of Jonesy; not satisfactory for use by anyone but those who are "natty pie" themselves.

That car is natty pie.

by Jonesy the Magnificent August 30, 2006

nosty

a crumb, piece of lint from kleenex, small dry snot, or who's know's what that is stuck in one's nostril hair without them knowing of it hopefully. It is usually a disstraction to talk to someone with this condition especially while eating.

I almost kissed Sabrina during our first dinner date last night, except she had a major nosty going on and also some onion and garlic breath during dessert.

by busterboner April 13, 2010

Natty Narwhal

A consequence of drinking too much cheap beer.

Man, did you see Mark? He had so much Natural Light he did the natty narwhal all over the back yard.

by Shamus the Chair Mender August 18, 2010