time-spamming

What you call someone's chat when they start talking shit to you, especially when you're busy and don't have time for their irrelevant fantasies.

Guillaume: "Hey Bruce, one day I'm going to invent a new type of punctuation mark with three dots and a squiggle. And I'll get money to help lobby the International Syntax Symposium from a Nigerian with lottery money locked up in a private bank in Rangoon."

Bruce: "Stop time-spamming me you asshole."

by _bruce September 5, 2012

live spam

a very active live chat.

the dam thing lagged out cuz of too much live spam

by nobody else here August 10, 2017

spam-sloth

A man who purchases prostitutes so that he may perform cunnilingus on them.

Chris, the spam-sloth, has an unquenchable hunger for the succulent taste of meat curtains.

by Pat Bateman May 1, 2005

spam head

A Person with an unusally large forehead

Edward Cartwrite and brainy people somtimes have these unsally large foreheads

by Marc June 6, 2003

attention spam

A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.

Kali's numerous typos were a result of her suffering from attention spam.

by Shamika Jones May 20, 2008

emotional spam

that crap that your mom, minister, or significant other is always trying to fill your psychological inbox with

"Dude, Tracy blasted me with an emotional spam attack after I cancelled on her lame Walt Disney World plans at the last minute."

by Tomohiro Idokoro March 4, 2005

Spam God

Is on a Myspace 'app' called Truthbox. He stays in the Secrets section of this application, where users tell a secret of theirs and people comment and emphasize it.
Spam God visits Secrets that request him, leaving up to 7,000 comments, therefore spamming. This makes the user get more power on the website.

User: "spam god! where art thouuu?
spam plz!"

Spam God: "Alrighty"
Spam God: "Alrighty"
Spam God: "Alrighty"
Spam God: "Alrighty"
Spam God: "Alrighty"

So forth..

by Onomonapeia December 31, 2008