naked phobia

The fear of being naked

example 1. hey man, i just went to the doctor and i found out that i have naked phobia

example 2 . mommy, please don't take my clothes off, i'm scared

by killyourcellf December 30, 2016

couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 5, 2010

Naked Weather

Naked weather is where the weather is so hot that you could go outside naked and you wouldn't be cold at ALL.

Boy 1: "Dude, yesterday in California, Bob said that the weather was so hot, it felt like a 200degree oven!"
Boy 2: "Wow, that is SOO naked weather man"
Boy 1: "Yeah..I know, right?"

by Dang...(: June 10, 2010

Face Naked

The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!

"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"

guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o

by sharkbaitboy January 22, 2011

Nake Snake

Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.

Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.

Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.

by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018

get naked

To remove all your articles of clothing so you are left standing in your birthday suit.

Yesterday it was Alex's first time trying mushrooms, he was messed up and thought it would be funny to get naked.

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

naked man

A really annoying person who is constantly naked and needs to cover up that tiny naked cock. Usually refers to himself in the thrid person in names such as "stuta" or simply "the stu". DIE STUTA!

Guy 1: Hey isn't that Pat Hadican over there?
Guy 2: Yeah it is, f-in naked man, he sucks.
Hadican(naked man): Hey guys STUTA *while doing retarded arm motions* is in the house!!
Guy 1 & 2: NO, BOOO STUTA!!!

by Iceman March 4, 2004