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muff sponge

The patch of facial hair under a man's lower lip that soaks up the pussy juices when going down on a woman. The heterosexual equivalent of the ball tickler.
Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.
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muff-pounder

1. One who pounds muff.

2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.

3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.

Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.

Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
by Batez& Palautese April 13, 2014
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muffchub

Being in the state of having a partially erect clitoris.
It was a Sunday afternoon and his lady wanted to do stuff so he began cunninglingus. However, he sucked at giving her oral favors so the best he could give her was a muffchub.
by tehsnakecharmer June 3, 2017
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Muff Buck

A viral sensation instagram Group who has blown up in the last few weeks, they changed peoples lives🔥🔥🔥
Have u guys seen Muff Bucks new post?

Yea I’m so glad i found them, they changed my life🔥🔥🔥🔥
by muffbuc May 9, 2022
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Crusty Muff Huffer

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.
Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!
by E. Willaby May 4, 2010
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Grandma Muff

It's self explanatory. An old woman's vagina. Originated from South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing"
Those panties make me look like I have a grandma muff
by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010
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chutney muff

by Galloz November 26, 2011
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