An irish-indian cover singer from new delhi, India. Usually covers arctic monkeys songs to a medium to large audience bi-monthly.
Fangirl: “Hey did you hear valerie mongan singing ‘you probably couldn’t see for the lights but you staring straight at me’ by arctic monkeys last month?”
Normal human: “No, i’m not a big fan of her or her music.”
Normal human: “No, i’m not a big fan of her or her music.”
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