mallerie

One of the sportiest people you know she will always make your day better or you could easily make her cry but she always has a smile on her face. She has had a hard life and depends on her friends not to leave her.

She is such a mallerie.

by Pandagrlp8 May 19, 2018

Mall Coma

The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.

- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.

by Stivchik July 25, 2020

Mallet

A Firefighter who has little interest in anything that isn’t a fire and always wants to cut up or break something.
Usually found with the cutting gear ready to go at minor MVAs and is an expert in the poke the spine test

“I reversed into a shopping cart and the mallets cut the roof off my car and put the cart on a spinal board “

by Gootherologist2020 December 8, 2020

Mallery

Mallery is the most beautiful girl you've ever met, inside and out. She's the most fun person at any get-together. She's down to Earth and amazing to be around. She'll change your life in a way you never expect. She'll tease you, but never take it too far. She'll always apologize and can be serious and gentle when needed. She'll show you a new kind of fun and make you feel like you're on top of the world. She'll treat you better than anyone else ever has if you have the privilege of getting into her heart. MALLERY IS A VERY COOL PERSON.

Mallery is the best person I've ever had the pleasure of meeting; I love her.

by PandaFoots August 31, 2022

Natural Mall

A mall which sells natural things and is in a natural environment. Pretty much the best place in the world.

"Look at this stick I just bought at the natural mall."
"Nicee. I want one."
"Let's go back."

by Cerita February 7, 2010

Bayshore Mall

A small Mall with a total of about 30 different stores. Many Rude/Fun to play pranks on/annoying people go there. It is in Eureka California and is the only place to go shopping, even though it SUCKS!

1.Dont go there if you know whats good for you 2. unless you live in Humboldt County and 3.dont have any gas money. 4.The Bayshore Mall isnt a grat place to go...

by notmacey April 27, 2011

douche mallet

A military phrase to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very moronic and stupid in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and being a general tool or one who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A asshole fool or cretin. Having low intelligence and or self esteem. Someone who has no purpose in life but to starve the world of oxygen and be a burden on others. A mallet being a tool for somebody that cannot be trusted to do anything but make little rocks from big rocks.

Kanye West is tweeting stupid shit and making himself look like a fucking Douche Mallet.

The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!

that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.

by SGT Bo June 22, 2014