Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

match pics

to “match pics” example: if a guy sends shirtless pic and asks you to “match pics” with him, he wants a pic back from you whether it be a booty pic or a shirtless pic then he has to match one back to yours. So it’s like a trade off of nudes and/or clothed teasing picture.

Girl 1: Omg Adam just asked me to “match pics” with him, and sent a shirtless pic!
Girl 2: ahh totally send him a booty pic back

by hiwelcometochillis June 16, 2018

Matchbreaker

The opposite of matchmaker, a person who sets up two people in order to get them to date

“That clown🤡 Kira is totally playing matchbreaker on Tyrus!!!”
“Agree lol”

by bigyeeterz June 23, 2019

matchablossomsfan

Only the best tiktoker to exist? 🤨🤨
amazing, iconic 🤞
(has 10k, congrats💪💪)

Person 1: omg have you heard of matchablossomsfan?
person 2: no? whos that?
Person 1: you’re living under a rock theyre amazing !!!

by DefinitelynotMia💪 December 3, 2021

On the match

To get together with friends and smoke a bat.

Let's get on the match at lunch.

I'm on the match with Winston and Roger, and we are smoking fat blunts!

by evnz1 May 1, 2010

Meacham

The last name of my best friend in the entire fucking world.She is also a vegetarian.Good for her!And the last name of her brother who I used to have a crush on...but that's a different story.

Emily Meacham is the shit!!!!

Random Person: Who is that emo fat kid kid over there eating all the tofu?

Me: That Sir, is my best friend Emily Meacham and if you ever call her fat again, I'll bust your fucking face.And then I'll tie you up and perform the Mulligan on you bitch!!!!!!!Suck on that!!!!!!!!

;p
Love you Emily!
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

by SamEJE October 18, 2008

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022