The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
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Sh¡t that no one cares about
Why do we have a life
by jonnE141 November 16, 2019
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The thing that I'm done with.
Now I'm dying, Please help
Life kills peoplel lol
rofl
by someone else thats not u fan October 7, 2021
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Is a path of lots of twists and turns but at one point you fall off a cliff.
by Big MoTo March 24, 2019
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What is Life you may ask... Well Life is...

A healthy and nutritional cereal
Life is complicated and sometimes it gets horrible but it could also become a great thing
- bye bye *takes off in the tardis* so where to next doctor?
by The secret time lord December 14, 2015
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