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Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.
by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022
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B.H.W.L Judge

When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.
Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.
by Sofakinglit November 5, 2023
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Sane as a judge

If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.
Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.

Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.
by Info2go April 9, 2025
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Mr. Judgerton

A name given to ignorant, unintelligent, jerkoffs who judge certain groups and societies with no real evidence regarding the subject. Their information is on pure opinion.
Mr. Judgerton : All gay people will go to hell because god hates them.
by Mr. J... May 10, 2011
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Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024
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Gabriel, Judge of Hell

A sick ass angel with two swords protecting the Gluttony layer of Hell. Gets extremely humbled by a sentient gopro with guns.
Gabriel, Judge of Hell: BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANG-
V1: coin
Gabriel: FUCK!!!
by Shmorby Doobeebop May 4, 2024
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