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a sweet, sweet, awkward, kind, caring boy who is shy but opens up once you get to know him. he is childish and watches cartoons for fun and enjoys riding his bike. he is a great dancer and has a great sense of humor. he’s the type of person that is always there for you. his favorite colors are usually light blue light purple and light orange. hes kind of a romantic.
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