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bath job

That bath job was AWESOME
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blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.
That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.
by Gingerlee May 6, 2010
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curry job

To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.
1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"

2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."
by tyrano June 18, 2013
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hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.
Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.
by Nikc July 26, 2014
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Woodpecker-job

A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.
I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career
by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014
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Hick job

The act of a random person at a concert giving you a hickey
Adam got a hick job from Kathy at a rager.
by Glenlolo November 20, 2014
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loomis job

The act of finding yourself £1.3m richer as a result of stashing multiple Loomis bags in the bottom drawer of your work desk
Person 1: There he goes splashing the cash again! David has bought himself a new house and spends every night drinking in the pub.

Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.
by Spurtesh November 9, 2013
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