A human that is quite ambitious and works in private industry and speaks excessively in odd industry terms. These individuals are typically middle management all the way to the top of companies and they constantly spout statements that are popular at the time, jargon and specific to whatever is in fashion in their industry. A good example as of early 2026 would be the CEO of a massive burger restaurant chain taking a tiny bite of a cheese burger and calling it a "product." Suspiciously avoiding any language that may cause the viewer to think the product was actually food.
Investigations indicate that all MBA students are trained to be Jargon Based Life Forms.
Investigations indicate that all MBA students are trained to be Jargon Based Life Forms.
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“I’m so bored of work, I just finished another season on fifa ultimate, I also played a game with my boss planting a seed saying I was unhappy with my pay and thinking of leaving”
“Fuck me, you having a Jaydon Sancho!”
“Fuck me, you having a Jaydon Sancho!”
by Woolfordjnr August 14, 2025
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The insurance benefits form had the following medigal jargon: Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit:
(Applicable only if this benefit is not excluded on the Schedule.)
The Company will pay the Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit, as shown in the Schedule, for each prescription filled for a Covered Person. This benefit is subject to the Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit Maximum, as shown in the Schedule.
(Applicable only if this benefit is not excluded on the Schedule.)
The Company will pay the Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit, as shown in the Schedule, for each prescription filled for a Covered Person. This benefit is subject to the Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit Maximum, as shown in the Schedule.
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Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
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