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Javascript

The woke language, wokeScript, used by developers and "engineers" who often have purple/pink/green hair, pronouns in their cringe twitter, and talk about the lack of representation and diversity within the Python community. Heck, the military and the plumbers might need your care for representation.

Some proof that is a shitty language/ecosystem:
- A lot of js tools had blm cry me a river banners in the fad of the 2020. Remind me of the loser german soccer team that went woke and lost shamefully to the world by mixing(forcing) politics.
- People who did humanistics/arts/oceanography degrees then took a 6month ass bootcamp will unavoidable study js and now be the new era of highly qualified "engineers"
1. they: I'm an engineer and JavaScript is my favorite language.

person: you mean wokeScript? that is lame

they: yeah, ...you're right, I just took a #wokecamp in my defence all languages have javascripted by now,

person: you're right, last time I check the inclusive pyladies policy saying " (to men:) that you are not heard more or taking more space than others in discussions and question sections" sound about fair, ever hear of "men" conferences being only for men? of course, me neither, suck it up freeloaders
2. I'm a full stack developer, using wokeScript as my main t💩ol
3. Hey, check my woke portfolio at trinary.woke
by diversityInYourAss January 16, 2023
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Jamaica

Central American country that attracts a large number of tourists.
I've never been to Jamaica, but I'm still a good person.
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Javascrin

Javascript that can be edited onscreen
Take a load of Javascrin code.
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jamaican loosey goose

the act of going down a bobsled track butt naked
dude, i was at a ski resort this weekend, and my girlfriend wanted me to jamaican loosey goose with her!
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Jamaican Farmer

a synonym used for a drug dealer, mostly one who sells weed.
A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?

B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
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Jamaican herpes

Burn(s) on the lip(s) caused by smoking a joint or roach too close to the end.
That doobie was burning so hot it gave me Jamaican herpes!
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jamaican haze

Washington Dc Rapper Born Jamaica..Started His Own Record Company Kut Throat Recordz And also Dynamic Imagez Wich is a photography company. .he came up with terms like we tally ragged up and its kut throat baby
MusicKut ThroatJamaican Haze
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