1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011
Get the Desert Horsemug. Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
Get the Desert Grasshoppermug. by Sexydimma February 12, 2022
Get the Vegan desertmug. by frogsarecute January 21, 2023
Get the High Desert Middle Schoolmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>In THe Deserts Of Sand diego<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.
by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019
Get the Chest desertmug. A definite area within a larger city/municipality in which the tax revenue generated is considerably less than the areas around it.
Tax deserts often have a relatively large number of abandoned buildings, the Body Mass Index of the average citizen is markedly higher than average.
A tax desert often occupies the same space as a food desert- (re: Mari Callagher)
Tax deserts often have a relatively large number of abandoned buildings, the Body Mass Index of the average citizen is markedly higher than average.
A tax desert often occupies the same space as a food desert- (re: Mari Callagher)
The South Loop of Chicago used to be a "tax desert" but was renovated and now serves as a major tourist destination in the city.
by 312Aquaponics June 7, 2011
Get the tax desertmug.