Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship
Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"
by fan187 July 12, 2012

Haven’t farted man:I haven’t even farted in 2 weeks man…
Has farted man: so what man?
Hasn’t farted man: 2 WEEKS! Sink about it!
Has farted man: no one says that
Hasn’t farted man: they will.
Has farted man: so what man?
Hasn’t farted man: 2 WEEKS! Sink about it!
Has farted man: no one says that
Hasn’t farted man: they will.
by JOJOisMANLY August 9, 2025

by dontyougiveupnanana February 5, 2025

when a celebrity goes outside naked and screams, “my husband & i just fucked for 2 days straight. i ate his cum and then popped my cherry like a balloon. he couldn’t fit inside my right pussy unless he took viagra!!!” then bites her clitoris and crawls on all fours back inside.
by beepboopbeep124 February 14, 2018

Friend 1: "it's great to poo in the sink, isn't it?"
Friend 2: "oh absolutely, our mental health is amazing for doing this!"
Friend 2: "oh absolutely, our mental health is amazing for doing this!"
by ilovetodefecateinmysink May 26, 2023

by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022

by X2agents October 14, 2017
