British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.

John gave me a British desert the other day.

by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023

Desert Bald Eagle

The more american Desert Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow

by __Loops__ June 17, 2020

Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.

Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.

by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015

Jahara Desert

A man with a fairly large penis. not the biggest but its ok ig. He has a BIG FAT BUM. it is so juicy that people turn their heads when they walk past. He probs has underlying issues that must be corrected before he gets turned tp the dark side.

I will marry his grandma

Person 1: I just saw a big bum
Person 2: Was it Jahara Desert

by Jahaaradesertsadmirer January 29, 2024

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.

We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024

lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic

Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!

by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019

Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.

"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."

by DilfRider July 5, 2025