music hooker

a fucking music whore, cannot live a day without listening to music.

guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.

guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!

guy2: pssh music hooker

by fuckturd July 28, 2010

Brown Hook

The act of forming a hook shape with either 1 or 2 fingers and proceeding to jam it into your buddy's ass to see his reaction and discomfort. It is not at all homosexual but extremely hilarious. One usually screams HOOK!! during the action of brown hooking someone.

Worker 1-(bending over to pick something up)
Worker 2- (Screams HOOK!!)and brown hooks the unsuspecting worker

by The Hook Inventor November 28, 2007

Dirty Fish Hook

When you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook.

Clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces.

by Fudgy McPoo February 2, 2004

Shit Hook

Slang for the US Ch-47 "Chinook"

Here come the shit hooks, take cover!

by screecwe August 21, 2009

Hookah Hut

A sacred place where people may gather around a hookah in peace. A Hookah Hut is typically a small shed, hut, or lean-to made to fit 4 to 8 people. The owner of the Hookah Hut or Hookah Shaman oversees who leaves and enters and moderates in order to maintain the tranquility.

Wait broski we have to ask the Hookah Shaman before we invite more peepz to the Hookah Hut.

by TyCoLicious January 6, 2011

Hookem' pups

Collective term for a group of young skaters, Usually in their early teens

I was walking home one day. I passed the Hookem'pups as they skated in the park.

Hookem' pups. They are a menace!

by KrisB July 4, 2006

hooker-fat

Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").

While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.

by J.P. Poole February 26, 2008