slutfaced hooker

a girl who looks like she constantly is giving some type of sexual favors to others. also dresses and acts like a hooker. therefore, making her a slutfaced hooker!

that girl hooks up with everybody! what a slutfaced hooker!

by Kels&Tiff April 9, 2008

Hooker Pirate

A girl who is a stupid skank.

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.

by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012

Hooker Grief

The feeling of grief and shame after finishing intercourse with a hooker

After I came in Kandi's ear, hooker grief set in and I began to sob uncontrollably.

by ChemCookers December 13, 2014

Worse then a hooker

When the guy you are dating says he loves you but doesn't do shit for you. He treat you like a hooker

My boyfriend says he loves me but doesn't cut my grass, pay my bills or give me any money. He treat me worse then a hooker because at least a hooker gets paid for blow jobs

by Oh stewardess August 18, 2016

Hooker Run

Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.

YO DAWG I JUST WENT ON A HOOKER RUN!

by OMIEEEEEEE January 6, 2011

backpage hooker

(Noun) : an escort a slut
Example: like the back pages of yellow book, hence the backpage hooker

1. You don't think I'm serious . GUESS WHAT I'LL SHOW YOU . POSTED THIS NUMBER ON ABOUT 5 HOMOSEXUAL WEBSITES . jUST LOSES THIS MOTHERFUCKIN NUMBER WEIRDO . GET A LIFE

Who's this?

Not a backpage hooker, move along

by joe4kewl December 16, 2013

hooker cooker

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.

-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.

by Mrs. Cline May 25, 2009