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hooker diesel

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"
by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017
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Hull Hooker

The yacht/boat equivalent of a Lot lizard . A female that makes her way around a boat/yacht / ship marina looking for sex.
OMG! Look at that Hull Hooker! She gonna get some D on the B!
by Big Red! August 27, 2022
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Hooker Eggin

The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.
My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!
by IrischGuy December 8, 2011
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Hooker Run

Similar to a mcdonalds run where you pick up food for your whole group of friends, instead you pick up a hooker who you and your friends simultaneously share.
YO DAWG I JUST WENT ON A HOOKER RUN!
by OMIEEEEEEE January 6, 2011
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prom hooker

A Prom goer who is only there for having sex, generally with more than one person
Hey man am I a prom hooker if I only go to prom for the prom hookers?
by Zombiejunk19 November 6, 2014
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backpage hooker

(Noun) : an escort a slut
Example: like the back pages of yellow book, hence the backpage hooker
1. You don't think I'm serious . GUESS WHAT I'LL SHOW YOU . POSTED THIS NUMBER ON ABOUT 5 HOMOSEXUAL WEBSITES . jUST LOSES THIS MOTHERFUCKIN NUMBER WEIRDO . GET A LIFE

Who's this?

Not a backpage hooker, move along
by joe4kewl December 16, 2013
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hooker douche

hooker douche

hooker douche noun, verb hook-er doosh
-noun

1. A female who is being "punked" by hookers.

2. A female who is considered; aspires to be; befriends; or is fascinated by hookers, but does not earn any income from "hooking".

3. A person who has a douching influence on others.

4. The effect of being unwillingly drawn into someone elses sexual energy, resulting in the feeling of needing to douche.

5. The much less extroverted friend of a hooker.

6. The douching (cleasing of the vaginal and other sexual areas), that a hooker performs before and after being employed as a hooker.
"Yes, Mary left that guy and now we are back together." "Let's hope she does her hooker douche before she gets here."
by get hooker December 9, 2009
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