Hofbauer

The act of Cosplaying as Family Members and Raping your Female Counterpart.

Dude, Becky and I Did a total Hofbauer!

by BestFroind January 22, 2020

Hoffed

When someone tells a long drawn out story that has no point.

That guys story was totally hoffed.

by Crawfish2337 October 26, 2019

hoff

hoff means to hop off

“ask him to hoff off”

by a74y February 20, 2020

hoffninja

is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. ... In popular usage, the word hoffninja is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse.

the word hoffninja is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse.

by Corey Lavill April 23, 2020

hoff

A person that has the IQ of a donkey on drugs

You absolute hoff Luke

by qwerty hub August 6, 2020

hofcat

One of the cats on Hofstra's campus. Usually gourd is seen (an orange, fat cat). The cats are descendants of the original cats that once belonged to Kate Hofstra. After her death in 1933, it was rumored that the cats on campus are taken care of by staff and faculty. According to sources, this is a false statement. The lives of the Hofcats are more dependent on a good Samaritan and animal benefactors.

LOOK AT THAT CUTE HOFCAT!

by Hofcat lady November 17, 2020

Heffa

A Heffa is someone that u wanna make fun or someone u can`t stand of so u call them a heffa witch is a female cow>

OK<heffa>

by yourmamadaughterrrr February 25, 2021