The Velvet Hammer is a women leader or professor who can manage with grace and eloquence and still get things done. She is very tough on her underlings, but fair and brilliant. She is also very beautiful and probably will save/rule the world one day.
Oh man, did you see the requirements for that final paper she has us doing?? That woman is the Velvet Hammer!
by Janey D August 7, 2009
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A subtle way of saying "you turn me on" or "you float my boat". It can also be used in a non-sexual way to describe something that one likes.
by shmorn November 30, 2005
Get the bang my hammer mug.There's not much to say. He's one grimnorseultramotherfuckingmetal son of a bitch. Can be used as a noun or adjective, to describe someone close to or just as grimnorseultramotherfuckingmetal as him.
by Robyn Swank November 15, 2004
Get the genocidal_hammer mug.The process by which a gentleman that is lacking in the penis department straps on a large rubber penis to give his partner a better bang.
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Get the c-hammer mug.A sex position that involves three men. The first one bends over, the second man the proceeds to place his erect penis in front of the first man's asshole. After that the third man uses his penis as a hammer to slap the second man on the ass until the second man penetrates the first one.
Bob: Hey dude what was that slapping noise coming from your room last night?
Jon: Oh me, Charles and George were doing a dirty hammer.
Bob: Awesome!
Jon: Oh me, Charles and George were doing a dirty hammer.
Bob: Awesome!
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