hamster

A slang word, used instead of "good" or "great." Thought to originate in Hull.

"Allright?"
"I'm 'amster, mate."

by Jamie McGarry April 16, 2004

hamie

someone with a large penis but will always fight about his hometown sports hero even if he is completely wrong. He will back up every player on his favorite team

boy 1: rondo has a terrible shot
hamie: no rondo hits every three pointer if he is open.
boy 2: no he doesnt.

by Joey Caruzzo August 21, 2011

Hamster

Hamster or hamsters is another way of describing people of a race other than your own. Since hamsters come in all different colors..it works no matter how you want to use it.

That has to be the darkest group of hamsters I've ever seen....or.... That hamster is so white he makes an albino look tan. I used the word the best I can...but be creative!

by Alwayz Talented April 17, 2006

Hamsterophile

A man who prefers to fuck those who look similar to hamsters or guinea pigs as oppose to real men or women

Alex is a hamsterophile, prefering to fuck Nicci

by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ December 13, 2006

Hamster House

Hamster House is an online forum for pet hamsters (yes, that's right, hamsters). The only reason people join and stay are the two members Haley and Meghan. These two are extremely cool and keep the forum alive and interesting, what with their topics regarding sex, masturbation, hoboes, Andy Samberg, Mexican Hairless Dogs, Star Trek, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and much much more. Meghan also makes beautiful signatures. Infact, they are said to be secret moderators and will inherit Hamster House when the admin dies off (Haley has had sex with all of the staff there).

Either way, Meghan and Haley pwn all the live long days.

Person 1: I joined Hamster House and it was boring until Meghan posted some pictures of the movie Hot Rod and made me a signature.

Person 2: I was going to log off and slit my wrists, but then, Haley logged in and started a Star Trek roleplay. It gave me a reason to live again.

by Hamps February 7, 2010

hamster

Hamsters are cute furry creatures that are often mishandled and misunderstood. They are nocturnal and have large eyes, small ears, and small potato-like bodies. Syrian hamsters are bigger than dwarf hamster. They need lots of care and are not suitable for small children as 'starter pets'. Practically every cage you see in a hamster section is not large enough for hamsters.

My hamster just drank from its water bottle!

by hamstersareawesome April 20, 2019

hamster

a sweet little cuddly friend wants to play with you!

hamster1: squeak

by squeakthehamster October 30, 2019