grude

Grude is when someone (a girl) puts icecream on her finger and then fingers herself afterwards she tells a guy to like it off. Which means he will be eating ice cream and eating ice cream at the same time.

Do you wanna lick my gurde?

by heather and julian November 22, 2004

grateful dead

The dance you do when you're stoned.

Goes a little something like this:

You wave your arms about whilst skipping in a small circle. Making odd noises is optional.

Shaniqua: Hey baby wanna dirty dance with me?
Me: Nah, watch me freestyle doing the grateful dead!

by Jack Townshend June 21, 2006

Cheese Grater

A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback

"Kim's back is bleeding really badly because she got a cheese grater last night"

by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008

grateful

sitting on a grate, eating too much grate, working with grates too much.

shaun: I'm grateful .
bob: why are you grateful , Shaun?
shaun: i ate too much grates.
bob: what will your farts smell like?
shaun: plastic grateful.

by fingertip January 10, 2009

grouter

short for Ghetto Router, usually an old computer (486-ish) used in place of a Cisco or Linksys router by network saavy folk.

I just upgraded my grouter to 64MB RAM!!

by Phil October 24, 2003

grate

A mixture of two names

Nate and Grace really are grate if you combine them

by A guy!?! May 18, 2019

Grateful Bed

Lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to's. Will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (Does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard)

Dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!

Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!!

by chefjim December 9, 2008