Geaky

New age web 2.0 word for geek. Old geeks wear glasses with tape and pocket protectors. New age Geaky geeks are often tech gurus or game fanatics.

Something is wrong with my computer. Whats that Geaky guys number that fixed it last time, ill just call him.
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by Mike Koenig January 12, 2009

greasy grapefruit

when ones balls have been covered in vaginal fluid and the girl sucks it off with her tongue, but there is still some residue, but its not over, then the guy goes to the store to buy cigarettes and he sharts

Alex: man last week was so jank! dude i had greasy grapefruits like every day!

Sam: has you r girlfriend ever given you a greasy grapefruit?
Hansel: NO!
Sam: Well its amazing!

Megan: last night i gave my boyfriend a greasy grapefruit! WOOHOO!

Tyler: Dude, Jenny gave me a greasy grapefruit last night!
KJ: Was it awesome?
Tyler: Fuck no, Jenny was jank!
KJ: Shit, i want it from sami!!

by burning swan figs March 31, 2010

Greasy

A citizen of Greece. A Greek.

I thought Adonis was Greasy. But he's actually a Belch.

by HonkeyCred March 20, 2011

greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.

Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!

by John Smith January 15, 2004

greasy grove

When you bring a girl back from a club to fornicate, and she reveals to you her coochie after a long night of bumpin’ and grindin’ on the dance floor. The sweaty build up on the va-jay jay that creates a smell similar to that of a taco bell dumpster fire is a Greasy Grove

Nico got blue balled by his one night stand after being exposed to her greasy grove.

by Whistlefist January 29, 2018

little greazy

A little wetback that cant drink..

Mikey was a little greazy last night.

by studniffigance April 23, 2006

greasy

Adjective (negative). Used to describe any activity that involves spending too much money, drinking too much, doing too many drugs, hanging out with dregs of society people, and generally any activity that involves lowering one's standard and hindering one's progress.

"A greasy night out" - a night out that involves enormous expense and negative health consequences but very little pleasure as compensation. Typically occuring in London (because it's so expensive and overcrowded) a greasy night out would involve leaving the office at 6, downing 10 pints of Stella, spending fortunes on cabs to go to crap clubs where you queue outside for hours, then buy more overpriced drinks inside, stagger outside, may or may not visit a kebab house or a whore house, then get more expensive cabs home, and wake up in the morning to find you've lost you brand new Armani overcoat.

Can also be applied to other situations, such as greasy mates (one's friends who encourage the above, but have no means to pay for it so you must pay for them aswell. They act as a kind of grease multiplier).

What's the matter Andrew; why's your face green and you're so miserable?

Had a greasy night out last night in Oxford Street. It was filth. My greasy mates scabbed drinks off me all night and I had to pay for the cab.

by Mikee T September 24, 2008