Northern Lehigh Graduate

student who spent some years at Northern Lehigh High School and went over to actually really graduate at Northampton Area Senior High School. Students that seemingly express graduation out of honesty and dignity are considered actual, nonfourged graduates. Opposed to a fourged Northern Lehigh Graduate is one who went through with, the fake northern lehigh, they whom stole their name from Walnutport, Northampton County, Never Lacking self discipline, never minority, never behave ravagely and willl not expose themself to acts of obaminableness in the world becoming as opposed to northern lehigh. Pennsylvanians

The Northern Lehigh Graduates include, Tyler Benzaro, katie smithfield, Ashley Keeds, Carmen Neidsro, Courtny Mitka, Tiffany houser, Catherine Gouzzy and Philip Rengerdo.

The Northern Lehigh Graduates saved the meaning of Graduate for Northern Lehigh through completing all years in school fair and proper..

by valleygirlmuatoday May 23, 2010

gay mardi gras

When men Stand on their balconies beating off upon the city, also known as Snipe Shoot.

Gay Mardi Gras snipe shoot was fab!

by ABigBrvtalBoxOvDeath March 15, 2015

g-speed graduate

when you graduate college in two years like Jeb Bush

The g-speed graduate was bound to do good for his country until the end of time.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019

Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.

How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?

by Green Seagull July 10, 2021

Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.

Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.

by the_rattler September 30, 2022

Honors PE graduate

Alumni of the Honors PE course. After they have completed Honors PE, they are likely to continue their training at gyms such as Planet Fitness. It is their life’s goal to go to gym everyday. If seen by the normal eye they may be described as “odd” or “weird”, but to the eyes of the gods, they have the embodiment of Sisyphus. Some alumni train for different reasons. Some train for inter-galactic olympics, some just for fun, and others to stop catastrophic events

“Why is that guy using a bowling ball as a kickball?”

“Dunno, must be an Honors PE graduate”

by clekken November 18, 2022

The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.

Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.

by anonymous June 19, 2024