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Gradu (pronounced gra-DOO) = Any unwanted substance. There are two types:

1. Specific gradu: You know what it is (e.g., the brown residue that is left at the bottom of your coffee cup after you have been gone for a few days ... It's dried coffee!)

2. Non-specific gradu: You don't know what it is (e.g., the round, wrinkled, grayish fuzz-covered object you find in your vegetable drawer after being gone all summer).

Man, that was some gnarly gradu somebody left under the couch; it trapped all the dust bunnies! Yuck!
gradu by oroboros January 8, 2009
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substance a young child cheerfully picks out of his father's belly button
Junior, I've got a present for you - some gradu in my belly button.
gradu by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008
Ah shit, my belly button is full of Gradu..
Gradu by SirGradu December 6, 2020

gradu-wasted

To be drunk with someone in celebration of his (or one's own) graduation from college
My brother and I got completely gradu-wasted after his graduation ceremony yesterday.
gradu-wasted by wordhero293 December 12, 2009

Thuggizzle Make The Grade 

A program under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Thuggizzle. Thuggizzle make the grade is a program that recognizes kids who are making straight A's A&B's and kids who are improving their grades. Thuggizzle rewards them by giving them season passes to theme parks around the city of San Antonio, Texas
Thuggizzle Make The Grade helps motivate kids to keep their grades up.
A dank ass Widespread Panic song heard best under the influence of alcohol or narcotic to “heighten” the experience.

This song was written by John Bell and only called Gradle because he happened to be using the “Gradl” font on his computer when he wrote it down.
I was eating my sustainabily sourced, organic, non-GMO, conflict free, veggie burrito when Widespread started jammin’ Gradle.
Gradle by WSMFP! May 30, 2019

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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