Squirrel in the fruit basket

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.

'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

fruit job

when a girl takes a fruit roll-up or a friut by the foot and wraps it around your dick then proceeds with the head

Oh, Jenny can give a good fuckin friut job!

by Zachary Goot February 4, 2005

Fruit Booters

Fruit booters, basically means a blader. Like aggressive skating, and the term comes from when there werent inline skates. They used to wear quads, with different coloured wheels, like the colours of the fruit. Hence the term "Fruit Booter".
Skaters, or wood pushers, who used skateboards and Fruit booters do not usually get on.

A piece of footwear, with 4 wheels inline, that users wear to pull of tricks, so a person who wears inline skates is called a fruit booter (fruit booters)

by Nick Farrell May 16, 2006

fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.
in addition, when he is seen from in front, he will look like a lady with no tits!

steve-o from jackass couples this move with the helicopter.

buffalo bill show you the front on silence of the lambs

by jay January 8, 2004

Rotting Fruit Rollup Twat

Overly large labia majora. RFTR for short.

Her pussy looked like a rotting fruit rollup twat.

by nfkiller February 4, 2008

Mac Fruit

person who loiters round working mens clubs offering boat ride's and rough sex

look at mac fruit wanking those two guys with leather hats on.

by ric black October 20, 2004

fruitable

something which is neither fruit, nor vegetable, but is somehow both, depending on what dictionary you read

according to dictionary #1, a pumpkin is a fruit.according to dictionary#2, it is a vegetablt. i therefore conclude that a pumpkin is a FRUITABLE

by just jen August 26, 2003