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Friend-Crush 

The phenomenon of becoming fascinated with a casual acquaintance or friend of a mutual friend to the point where your perception of their awesomeness inexplicably inspires you to initiate a new friendship. Upon meeting said new-person the afflicted are riddled with feelings similar to those of a real crush; such as wanting to spend time with them, laughing at their jokes more than others, admiration, girly giddiness, etc., Friend crushes are notorious for striking quickly and inciting gossip. Friend Crushes are more commonly observed in females but are also rampant in the male world, albeit manifesting themselves in slightly different ways, see male specific definition under Man Crush
Lu: "Holy Crap Karamy is awesome, I think I have a total friend-crush on her!?"
Friend-Crush by L0o October 27, 2009
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Friend Nomad 

One who roams between many groups of people, partially as a result of shunning, partially from personal drive to move up the social hierarchy. Groups tolerate a friend nomad on the basis that they know he will only hang out with them once in a while.
Dude that Raffi kid is such a friend nomad. Two weeks ago he hung out with those freshmen, last week it was the football group, now he wants to hang out with us.... WTF.

friend of ours 

"A friend of ours" is a made guy in the mafia. This term is used when a mobster is introducing another mobster to his mobsterfriends.
When a mobster is introducing a friend who is NOT a mobster to his mob friends, he will say that the person is "a friend of mine."
This is my friend Nino- he is a friend of ours.

Madonn'! Youz can't touch Vinny- he's a friend of ours!

Bill was not a friend of ours. I don't think we'll be seeing too much of Bill no more.

Friend Mixing 

The act of intergroup mixing of friends from different circles. While initially it may be regarded as a positive, the act is more often than not, a complete negative. The act of mixing friends is the number one cause of "blowing up" someone's spot. It exposes you in ways that you thought you had yourself protected in. Friend mixing is a dangerous act if not done with complete care and caution. On average, only 1 of every 1000 friend mixes can be regarded as a positive.
Yo Mazin, why you blowing up my spot by letting Noha join our friend group and seeing old pictures of me that I thought only you and other people in our friend group had access to?
Now she's in the friend circle and gots access to them too? Man, you friend mixing be blowing up my spot.
Friend Mixing by The Anti-Mixer January 6, 2011

Friend of Dorothy 

From "Wizard of Oz", the lion declared "We're friends of Dorothy, using what can only be described as a 'camp' or typically effeminate voice.
I'm a friend of Dorothy- I'm gay.
Friend of Dorothy by Dennis November 27, 2003

Friend Beezy 

A female friend whose company is appreciated but sex is secretly longed for.
Oh that? That's just my friend beezy.

friend of the people 

A filthy opportunist without any opinion or integrity. Common amongst politicians or business students.
'I'm a friend of the people', Frank said, 'that's why me and the majority always agree, and the majority is always right... now get me my coffee, my dear friend.'.
friend of the people by Mitaki June 25, 2008