fractional sex

1. (noun) Sex with someone so easy (or ugly) that they don't even count as a full notch on your belt. Similar to Fictional Sex, sex that's either made up to boost one's numbers, or falsely denied to reduce the bed count.

2. Sex that's so lousy, it doesn't even count as a full fuck.

3. Sex that's so amazing, or so difficult to score, it counts as several notches on your belt.

1. Bob: "Man, I fucked 1/3 of a girl last night."
Dan: "What do you mean? Where was the rest of her?"
Bob: "It was fractional sex, this chick named Amy. All I had to do was buy her one drink and she was back at my place. She was so easy, it doesn't even count as a full lay."

2. Krista: "How many guys have you been with, Amy?"
Amy: "Two and a quarter?"
Krista: "Two and a quarter? How do you fuck 25% of a guy?"
Amy: "It was this guy name Dan. He was so shitty in bed, it don't even count as a full lay. He had a little dick and he only lasted two minutes."
Krista: "Ah, fractional sex. I've had a few of those. I'm up to 3.4 I think."
Amy: "3.4, huh? Sounds like fictional sex to me. You're forgetting about those two guys you did on Spring Break, and that Jerry guy, and that professor you went down on, and-"
Krista: "Shut up! You made your point."

3. Will: "Well, it took me seven months, $500 in dating expenses, and four bullshit love poems, but I finally got Destiny in bed last night. And man, it was so worth it! She blew my fucking mind! I swear that counts as ten notches on my belt right there."
Steve: "Ah yeah, fractional action, huh? Nice."

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 20, 2007

San Francisco bullseye

1. A goatee, small beard framing a man's mouth.
2. Beard hair making a bullseye for your gay lovers manhood.

I had a goatee for years until it became the international sign for a San Francisco bullseye. You'd have to be gay or an engineer to still be wearing one...

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

franticizing

verb, frantically running around like a chicken with its head cut off for no good reason. Creating a sense of urgency when there is nothing to be urgent about. This action usually causes stress to everyone in the near vicinity who was initially feeling calm.

My boss is always franticizing about some deadline or another.

We still had 3 weeks until the party, yet Margie would not stop franticizing about the small last minute details.

by papillonnosilla March 10, 2016

Fantibioulistic

beyond awesome ho!

damn that bitch is fantibioulistic!

by Amber Pierce February 4, 2004

fractivist

n. Person opposed to liberating hydrocarbons from their dark prison under the earth.

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Another fractivist says his bath water catches fire. Whiner.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

Fantism

N 1. An antiquated belief system or ideology that persists at the cost of more timely social movements and ideologies, with passionate supporters who discuss it at length but cannot agree upon what it actually is or means.

2. An undead belief system or ideology that maintains relevance and life by draining modern social movements and ideologies of their life.

3. An old idea that resides only in conversations of what it is. Not in communities or actions, but just in attempts to clarify itself.

From the latin word 'fant' – speaking / to speak

At a certain point I don't give a shit if Bernie Sanders is a socialist or not, the whole thing is just fantism anyway.

You can waste your time arguing with the Mises crowd what 'Capitalism' actually means, but you're just feeding the fantism.

by Claybird121 June 19, 2016

Francis white

A waterproof pad that is used to catch urine and feces.

That colonoscopy patient soiled that francis white!

by bg03 November 7, 2017