Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

by Christ's whore December 26, 2020

Fountaining

Fountaining is when you engage in oral sex with someone that has had a Tracheotomy in reverse. You insert your penis in the neck hole and maneuver it to come out through the mouth when you ejaculate causing a fountain effect.

I met Sally at the bar after her Trach surgery and I gave her a fountaining.

by Jerick452 January 5, 2025

skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension

a sex move where the sub suspends from the ceiling upside down with their legs spread while the dom pours skyline chili into their ass and let it marinate it until the dom says its ok it let it out and the sub begins to shart it out. it can also be used in the vagina but the infections go crazy 💀🤘‼

dom: baby boy dont you DARE poop it out. or daddy is going to punish you
sub: mmm~ but i cant hold it!!! please master let me poop!
*BLAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
dom:...
sub: im sowwy master...
dom: hey, lets ask our viewers on how to punish this brat who decided to break the laws of the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension!

chat: *goes nuts*

by edging_in_my_goon_cave December 4, 2024

The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 8, 2019

Elephant water fountain

Multiple males get on all fours in a circle surrounding a female. They then jerk off while making elephant noises until they all shoot a stream of cum onto the female.

Pokémon club with the boys wouldn’t be complete without a good elephant water fountain!

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023

Water Fountain

This act is achieved by making your female partner squirt in your mouth during oral.

Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).

A: Dude, did you know Becky is into doing the Water Fountain?

B: And how do you know this...?

A: Look, that's not important...

by DudeWithWeirdWords November 21, 2021

fountain

tHaT Is a fOuNtAiN, a fOuNtAiN Is a dEcOrAtIvE ReSoRt uSeD FoR DiScHaRgInG WaTeR.

Those who know now

*vanny music*
G: What was that?

F: That is a fountain, a fOuNtAiN Is a dEcOrAtIvE ReSoRt uSeD FoR DiScHaRgInG WaTeR.

by MrKristijan January 23, 2022