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milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years
Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float
by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018
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Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it
"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"
by Marmadue March 31, 2023
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Chocolate Float

Basically the terms 'chocoalte starfish' and 'float' as one. Chocolate starfish, meaning the butt hole, and float, meaning the act of placing the penis in the vagina with no thrusting involved. Making chocolate float, a penis inside the chocolate starfish with no thrusting involved.
Dalton: Hey, I was with Angela last night..

Cameron: Ooooh really? What'd you two do?

Dalton: We had a Chocolate Float.

Cameron: That must have been boring.
by 1234Banana5678 July 3, 2010
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It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).
It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.
by anonymous April 19, 2025
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floating pallet

Pissing in a mans asshole until filled then shitting in said asshole to the poop looks like a little floating pallet in the water. Originally an act committed by the French and their transgender lovers
My bf wouldn't the floating pallet thing with me so I broke up with him.
by Anglomachican August 2, 2014
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floating dagger

a sensation aroused during the act murdering a close friend, guest, countryman or family member. To provoke such an image, one must stressfully plot murder, stay awake for multiple nights without sleep, and immediately start to plan other murders of people close to you.
by hahahaahah May 6, 2009
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base floats

A shitter on call of duty games, who thinks he is good. He is very egotistic even tho he will always lose
Why is he being a base floats?
by Kortly June 12, 2020
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