Rusty French Horn

To eat a girl's ass while fingering her as if you were cupping a french horn while playing it.

I did the Rusty French Horn after the Opera.

by Kilowog1 April 25, 2008

French Arm

An appendage that does not work properly due to a previous injury.

(Throws an orange to dude)
(Dude misses it)

Wow, you are sooo lame, Dude.

Heyyy, stop hatin'! That was my French arm! Remember? I broke it that game of football.

Ohhh yaaaa.

by Typical Teenager January 28, 2008

full french

Common slang used in the adult entertainment industry and on the streets. It means to give oral sex without a condom. Adds for escorts will commonly state that they, "allow full french" as part of the experience.

She's an escort that provide full girlfriend experience, however doesn't do full french.

by Mike from NH March 22, 2006

french motorboat

a french motorboat takes place when a guy sticks his balls in a glass of milk and girl uses a straw to blow bubbles in the milk

Robert loves getting a french motorboat.

by Jackie Mother Fuckin' Jones August 1, 2003

french hug

The most intimate and beautiful of all hugs. You start with you your hands really close together and make contact with the generalized belly-button area of the lucky recipient. Then your hands split off to adventure back to the small of the other persons back. Once your hands are around the kidneys, pull them in real tight and make a quick turn up toward the shoulder blades. Once you've finally come to rest at the upper back, possibly even wrapping around to the top of their shoulders, try to maintain a well distributed pressure over their entire body. A deep smell of their neck and pelvic thrust are encouraged, though optional.

Sammy likes getting french hugs from other guys...

by Poop Geyser January 7, 2008

french cuff

A variation on fellatio where the person performing the act wraps their hand around shaft of the penis behind the balls and uses their thumb to push the balls up against the shaft. Then, while taking as much of the shaft into their mouth as possible, they stick out their tongue and swirl it on the pressed-up balls.

My girl gave me a french cuff last night! I felt like a porn star!

by CrusherJoe January 24, 2011

French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Lelarep March 21, 2011