feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

Feeding the Geese

see jackin' the beanstalk

Whenever Dan's door is closed, we all leave him alone cuz he's feeding the geese.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag, ho

An insult created by wrestling personality, Chris Jericho.

"STFU RICKET UR A FILTHY DIRTY DESGESTIN BOTOMFEEDIN TRASHBAG HO!!!!!111111"

"Wow, I'd be insulted if you weren't quoting a burnt out wrestler."

by Johnny Rocketfingers April 4, 2004

feening

Used by people too dumb to know the word is actually "fiending." See fiending.

- Yah brah, I'm totally fackin feening for some dope.
- Yeah? What the fuck does "feen" mean?

by whyawake January 2, 2009

Lead Pipe Feeling

Emotion experienced when you are watching someone do or say something that is so awkward and embarassing, that you not only feel embarassed for them, but want to hit them with a lead pipe to make it stop.

Watching Anna Nicole Smith - both the show and her life - will illicit strong "lead pipe feelings."

You're in a bar, and your friend walks up to a girl he's been eyeing all night. You watch from afar as he forgets how to construct meaningful sentences, and procedes to explain his duties as "Head Dungeon Master."

by Destructo Hero November 21, 2005

feeling it

if u wanna do something or are happy about something

i'm feeling goin out now

by karen December 1, 2003

feeking

The act of having sex, performed by a young person from Cavan, Ireland. Usually used while talking to your friends about what you got up to the previous night

Ah boys,, me lad is purple, was feeking all night.

by Dagboy November 17, 2006