featherfoot

The opposite of lead foot.

A condition that afflicts people who have recently purchased hybrids. In an effort to get the best possible gas mileage, they learn to control the gas/battery engines with very light application of the gas pedal.

My husband is annoying the hell out of me. He's trying for an average of over 50mpg on his Camry Hybrid so he drives the speed limit and has a total featherfoot now. He used to have a total lead foot, and this is driving me nuts!

by swim lisa May 13, 2010

Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

featherrhoid

(feather & hemorrhoid), a painted feather Pain-In-The-Ass.

Some Featherrhoid is painting feathers on Telco facilities all over the place!

by Darth Johnny November 30, 2010

fachtrad

A fachtrad comes from the russian "ФЧ" аиd "Трад". One means Fuck and the other means stupid or retarded, respectively. You call your friends this if you want to remain clean, but want it to sound enough like what you mean.

Max: Joe, you are such a fachtrad.
Joe: Why?
Max: Because you do not play C.O.D. or ever answer your texts!

by maxxxxxjjjjjjj9w3e98 March 9, 2011

fachpatch

Piece of nasty facial hair denoting antisocial leanings. Like the soul patch but uncool, and found on the upper lip of many 20th Century dictators.

My mother said he seemed politically correct, but his twitching fachpatch gave him away.

by public eye April 18, 2011

featherwrister

The act of a boring handjob received by a bro done by the leader of the 'crew'. Usually done at parties under the influence of alcohol.

Man last night at that party, annie gave me the worst featherwrister. Such a a lameshow

by donovanshow69 May 28, 2011

feather my props

lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)

i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch

i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011