false

Saying something is false means that it would be wrong, and a useless thing to do. When something can be done better or is not at all of satisfactory manor its false.

Jack Black: I could 26 skedew you a song, but that would be false.

by Ant C August 26, 2003

False Hope

Obama's entire campaign.

McCain: People should vote for me, at least I don't spew false hope like Obama does.
America: Then you shouldn't have picked Sarah Palin, you old jackass

by successfulheterosexual June 15, 2010

False friend

When you fart thinking just to pass gas, but actually you shit your pants. Ops, too late.

False friend!!!!

by M.M.Ridiculous March 17, 2011

Cakaleezy fasheezy

One's proud declaration of affection for the Tar Heel State.

Nigga, I rep for da Cakaleezy fasheezy, you know how us Suthun' folk do.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

false advertising

also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.

I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.

by JacobKing0722 November 13, 2007

farse

A word used as a wildcard to rhyme with arse.

Farse the arse the smelly la larse.
La la la the smelly arse farse.
In the land of the arse, the man with one buttock is farse.

by Farsen March 3, 2003

False Hype

When your doing a task or a series of tasks that you really don't want to do and you need some motivation for getting it done.

Im running on False Hype this week.

No false hype!

by falsehyper July 31, 2018