Noun. A dense and widepread growth of pubic hair in close/medium proximity to a fanny. This apparel is often sported by Eastern European power field event athletes and gains its name from the large dense weave that is reminiscent of a winter overcoat
As Gretna grunted and hurled the hammer for the last time in her Olympic career, the men in the crowd winced as a an ample wedge of fanny jacket peered out of the bottom of her lycra bicycle shorts
by guruwong September 20, 2005

the crust that forms around the hairy gash after a good pounding a goin a few days without a good old scrub
that tastes o so sweet
that tastes o so sweet
i aint eatin that till you break that fanny batter away and let me get my purple headed love warriour in
by crypt keeper November 4, 2003

Someone who used their rear end as a pincushion for dicks...or cocks. From "Fanny"=Ass, and jousting, a medieval sport using lances, which represent the male penis
by Fuck1488 April 8, 2008

Fanny packtastic is a mind orgasim at the thought of wearing a fanny pack or something of equal or greater excitment.
by Captain Hankey September 21, 2009

by bossman666 October 7, 2019

When a Dj at a night club plays music that girls like to dance to on the dance floor.
Like Poka face by lady Ga ga.
Like Poka face by lady Ga ga.
Man, it was a total sausage fest on the dance floor until Bryce told the DJ to put some Fanny Music on. Then the ladies were all over it.
by El Dicko February 28, 2009

Fanny Raider:
A fanny raider is another term for a gay person.
Similar to Butt Pirates, fanny raiders are almost
the same, a Butt Pirate is slightly more aggressive.
A fanny raider is another term for a gay person.
Similar to Butt Pirates, fanny raiders are almost
the same, a Butt Pirate is slightly more aggressive.
Ryan Seacrest is a Fanny Raider due to his low
aggression.
Richard Simmons however is a Butt Pirate due
to his positive aggression.
aggression.
Richard Simmons however is a Butt Pirate due
to his positive aggression.
by BCTIM November 12, 2009
