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fack you man

"u is a fack facker, with a fack for a mother facker"
by JOKa July 30, 2003
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jexican cupcake facial

A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.
"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"
by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007
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THE NEEGER FACK

When ur fucking a nigger and she blows shit on your tiny 2 inch destroyer
Khalil neeger fucked trebans penis and they were doing the neeger fack but they were wearing socks so it's not gay also ur mom gay also fuck niggers also fuck sand niggers also btw fuck a neeger also just so u know fuck an asian nigger aka a yellow nigger and a mexican nigger too they can go back to being wetbacks they are all gay neegers
by FUCKNEEGER March 10, 2019
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facacked

1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?
by sassfactory October 1, 2008
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fachang

A mouth of teeth completely messed up to the point of utter repulsiveness. Commonly includes more than one snaggle tooth and/or multiple fangs at various points of the mouth.
Bob: Dude you should go out with her.
Bill: I would, except that she has fachang.

Sue: Oh, hes cute.
Jill: Sue, no, did you see his fachang?
by maineman04008 April 23, 2009
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Facially Challenged

Used to describe a person who is beyond ulgy
ME: that girl is facially challenged
Katt: i know right last week i called her ulgy and she said that 's the best thing anybody has said to her.
by eater4life October 6, 2016
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facky

we smoke wacky tobacky cause we don't give a facky
by facky October 11, 2016
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