Facial

To give oral sex to a woman.

I just gave her a pleasant and relaxing facial the other day.

by tomraditz August 13, 2008

French Facial

While receiving a blowjob, you unexpectedly piss in her mouth which is why all french people smell like pee.

(While visiting France)
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm

Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!

Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!

by haiti_got_pwned May 29, 2010

Facial Johnson

The facial johnson (or the Iranian facial phallus) is a humiliating and painful condition. A facial johnson is often identified as a wart. It grows on the face anywhere above the eyes and is a particularly odd-looking wart, as it is shaped like a human penis.

It can vary in size and colour, in the range of 1 cm to 3 inches and a pale white to a deep Caribbean black (an annoying yellow colour is possible but rare).

The facial johnson can be caught in 2 ways: socialising with the infected and being a knob-face.

Billy: "Travis has been slug-wrestling for days!"
James: "He's such a knob"
Billy: "I know, has he got a facial johnson?"

Gunther: "Them fucking faggots are corking again!"
Abbey: "They're gonna get fucking bum-nuggets!"
Gunther: "And facial johnsons"

by flashkapOw July 14, 2009

facial penis

Big old nasty dick hairss

I would love to suck your facial penis

by Dick hammer jack September 24, 2015

Facial

Smoking a blunt to the face. Or a joint. Either way, smoking by yourself.

I went home and smoked a facial after work.

by Mexicoyo August 1, 2019

southern facial

when you strech a girls pussy and dips your sack in it when shes having her period then wipe it on her face

a threat

im gonna give u a southern facial you faggot

by sam and nick April 24, 2008

funkel facial

After having anal sex with someone so hard that they bleed from their ass. You take your dick out of their ass so that it has the blood and shit on it(this is known as garfunkel). After this you have the person face towards your cock as you jerk off on their face. This makes their face have a mixture of shit, blood, and semen on it.

Man after I garfunkeled Emily, I slapped my dick on her face!!
I gave that bitch a FUNKEL FACIAL!

by Vicccc June 11, 2008