by NogNig March 12, 2009
Get the Facial Dick Holdermug. n.
1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
Get the Surrealist Facial Hair Stylistmug. the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years
Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
by onesyphorus March 23, 2019
Get the Soundcloud Rapper Facial Hairmug. When ones face is covered with scars that look like divits in their skin from a bad affliction of acne.
by USDAA 1998 October 30, 2008
Get the 12 guage facialmug. The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.
A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.
Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!
::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::
Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!
::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::
Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014
Get the cheddar facialmug. Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!
by The_Russiann January 12, 2016
Get the Presidential Facialmug. 