evan nardone

A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport

Damn That Evan Nardone

That kid is evan nardone

by The real slang July 10, 2017

Tristan Evans

Tristan is a hot, sexy, cute and is 1/4 of British boy band The Vamps. He is recently engaged to Anastasia smith. Tristan is from Deven and next year (2019) is the first year The Vamps will be introducing Deven into their tour.

Brad: Aww have you seen Tristan Evans today?
James: Yeah he’s so hot
Connor: I agree

by TheVampsTris July 10, 2018

Evan Tuck

He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.

Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock

by theboyboywestcoast July 5, 2019

Evan and dino

Big amounts of gay

Guy1: hey look at Evan and dino making out guy 2: yeah that's gross

by Big gaymer April 10, 2019

evan hannon

A guy with a massive penis

Daniel: woah... evan hannon has a massive dingalong

by Primarkhoodie April 1, 2021

Evan Bailey

An utter genius and amazing person all round. A very famous person.

That awesome kid is a real Evan Bailey

by roflcopterlolzburger September 6, 2011

Evan Eberlin

One of the most retarded beings to ever exist. Does not make a good pet and will not listen worth shit. The only thing it’s good for is smoking meth and losing teeth. Would not recommend trying to adopt one.

Damn Evan Eberlin took your whole meth stash.

by UnionShittyPa May 6, 2020