essenate

To pleasure someone by licking their inner anus in a delightful and delicious way.

Did you hear what Tom did to Chole last night? He essenated her whole ass out!

by Derptor Whom November 26, 2017

Essence of douschebag

Deodorant body spray.

“Ew it smells like essence of douschebag in here.”

by Compatibility Issue February 26, 2018

essenholm

Thats the best surname you can have. Only gorgeous people have the surname essenholm

Yoo dude essenholm is a gorgeous name and that nibba gay

by Nudista December 5, 2019

Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020

Essentuous

When a coworker is an essential employee and very beautiful.

My secretary is an essentuous woman.

by Greasy Snake June 21, 2020

Essential

Something math will never be

Teacher: You need to do well in math its very essential

Kid: really how is it useful?
Teacher: It keeps dumb whores like you from becoming doctors and killing all your patients

by dumbasswhore July 23, 2020

Essentials

A necessary ingredient to organize a party or gathering. Can be used as a synonym to a large number of things, including, but not limited to beer, coke, joints, whores, dwarves, fireworks, anal beads, bouncy castles or potato cannons.

Yo fam, have you ordered the essentials?
Nah, the stock on milfies is low at the moment

by cracktivator3 February 19, 2021