European Burger

When a man and two women in and/or from the continent of Europe engage in the sexual act of placing the male's penis between the women's vaginas. The women then begin to scissor, stimulating both the male and themselves. Sauce optional.

Girl #1: I'm so hungry, but I'm on a diet!

Girl #2: How about a European Burger?

Girl #1: What's that?

Girl #2: Well, it's really filling, I'll tell you that much...

by thegoodgero June 24, 2011

visit Europe

To vomit. Comes from the sound "Euuuurrrope!" which you may make while losing your lunch.

1. American beer sucks. Drinking that horse piss really makes me want to visit Europe.

2. When I saw George W. Bush's face with the caption "Person of the Year" above it on the recent issue of TIME Magazine, I had the irresistible urge to visit Europe all of a sudden.

3. While vacationing at the beach during Spring Break, I felt like visiting Europe when I saw that 95 percent of the girls there were fat and broke down, thus reminding me that McDonald's is succeeding in their scheme to make many Americans overweight.






Mark H. Since February 2004.

by Mark H January 6, 2005

Europe

The greatest continent in the whole world. Almost as L337 as Canada, but it's only as cold as Canada in Danish winter.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

European Union

To quote a Star Wars character, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Originally designed to unite Europe, this organisation has mutated into a corrupt gang of power-hungry, democracy-hating con-artists who want to live like princes and be accountable to no-one. They employ people like Lord Neil Kinnock (so-called socialist who lost two elections in a row), and Norman Lamont (useless chancellor who sunk the UK into recession). Now they have complete control over the UK (thanks to our treacherous selfish government who know a gravy train when they see one) they'll be accomplishing what a certain Austrian painter set out to do seventy years ago.

Hitler: "Damn and blast! Why didn't I just wait until the forming of the European Union! I could be ruling england and all of Europe by now!"

by Stormsworder October 16, 2008

European Union

The heavily euphamistic name for what is actually the "Greater European Reich".
Adolf Hitler's dream of Europe, dictated to from Berlin, which came into its current form following the 1993 surrender of fourteen states, as signed at Maastricht. Now further countries are being added through invasion. The victorious master race lives on! Heil Hitler!

The EU controls nearly every aspect of UK law, from food production to VAT. It has laws that so far have seen several journalists and EU civil servants prosecuted and jailed, merely because they tried to defend their right to freedom of speech. This is in fact now only a "temporary privilige" that can be removed at any time, for any reason. They have also placed one EU civil servant under house arrest after she exposed the EU accounting fraud scams.(See Maastrich Treaty for details).

by gremlin February 23, 2005

europutian

European-ly small sizes (in contrast with American). Referring to europeans' homes, cars and especially package/serving sizes of food. Come ON! A 16oz soda is not a large!

Dude, all the glasses and cups you have are europutian!

by AmericanChick April 29, 2008

european knuckle blaster

To shove ones fist up anthers anal rectom and snap inside the rectom, the other participants then shits, afterwards the two participants go out for chocolate ice cream.

Damn, he sure gave me one good European knuckle blaster last night.

by Jeff Steelflex March 12, 2015